“What if I stuck up my middle finger, then you weren’t sick anymore? Not my other fingers. I stick my middle finger up, with all the other fingers down, and you are better for forever. What if that really happened?!”
Maybe I will run this innovative idea by my doctors. Our little scientist’s hypothesis goes like this… If gesturing with the middle finger magically communicates the same meaning as swearing at someone, something she cannot believe she lived 6 years without knowing, couldn’t it possess additional powers yet to be discovered? We are low on options, and getting IVIG treatment approved by my current insurance is a long, tiring work in progress. I wonder if my health insurance will approve middle finger treatment? After all, it is experimental.